questions i googled the first week of being a cat lady:
+ are cats nocturnal
+ do cats like human eyeballs
+ do cats understand humans
+ what does purring mean
+ how to make cats like you
+ how to make cats cuddle me
+ do cats get lonely
and then i never emerged from my apartment again and failed to ever see the light of day #nonewfriends
"if animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
- mark twain
